I saw Maddie eating Santa Claus

As I mentioned in “What We Should Have Said”, our friend Shawn owns his own Santa costume. We won’t go into the details, mostly because I can’t remember them, but trust me, it’s not as creepy as it sounds. Because he’s a great guy (and have I mentioned he owns his own Santa costume?), he(…)

What We Should Have Said

As most of you have probably noticed (if we haven’t by now lost the five people who were actually reading this), it’s been way too long since we posted anything. But wait, before you complain, I have excuses, and they’re good ones! See, the holidays hit us like a sock full of quarters to the(…)

A Crime Against Nature

As you may or may not know, the Webster-Stoppel clan recently bought their first home, and for the most part, we’re still madly in love with it. However, as with most new things, there are certain points you wish you’d noticed before purchasing said item–the bath towels that you swore were blue in the store,(…)

Bald is Beautiful

Remember this? The tiny baby who so wooed the nurses with her lucious, brown locks? Well, no more my friends! I prayed and prayed that her hair wouldn’t fall out, but did the hair gods listen? No, instead they left with the mother of all punk/goth hairdos–long on the top and short on the sides.(…)