Happy Birthday to ME!

Happy Birthday to ME!

Things I did today because it’s my birthday: 1.  Went to bed last night at 8:30 p.m. 2.  Ate cold pizza for breakfast. 3.  Ordered the sandwich (the one with bacon, cheese, and guac) and the chips (salt and vinegar) that I only order once a year (on my birthday) from Jimmy John’s. 4.  Shortened(…)

Fantastic Five:  Happy Birthday, Miss Maddie

Fantastic Five: Happy Birthday, Miss Maddie

To my fantastic five-year-old: Guess what goof-ball?  Today, and every day for the next 365, you get to use all the fingers on one hand to tell people how old you are.  Never again in your life is it going to be that easy to express your age non-verbally.  (I mean, you could just say it,(…)