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Dear Men of the Western World: I’m not Sorry You’re Scared

Dear Men of the Western World: I’m not Sorry You’re Scared

EDITOR’S NOTE: I wrote this yesterday, but I’m just publishing it today. It didn’t seem very Valentine’s-y. Your S.O.s are welcome that I didn’t send all straight female readers into a “don’t touch me you MAN” rage on date night. I was reading something the other day, some news tidbit about T.J. Miller’s (former actor(…)

Magic Giant Is Cool, You Should Check Them Out (I’m So Tired…)

Magic Giant Is Cool, You Should Check Them Out (I’m So Tired…)

I was going to write about…something else. I’m not even sure what. I’ve been kicking a couple of ideas around. However, Jon and I decided to pretend we were people in our 20s without kids (and apparently whose jobs don’t start as early as ours do?) last night and went to a Magic Giant concert(…)

Probably I’m Just Paranoid, and My Children Won’t Drown

Probably I’m Just Paranoid, and My Children Won’t Drown

Being unbelievably lucky, and having generous in-laws (or…laws, if you’re Jon or the girls?), we’re going to Hawaii this summer. (I know!) Although, everyone else is being much, MUCH slower about planning this trip than I would like (we need to book some stuff, people, we’re going during peak-tourist season and dammit, if I don’t get(…)

I Thought Toddlers Were Messiest–I Was Wrong

If you know me, or if you’re a long-time reader (hi to all six of you!), you’ll know that my standards for household cleanliness are…higher than those of the house’s other occupants. By, like, A LOT. You’d think that Jon, being an adult, would have similar standard to mine, but he does not. Or perhaps(…)