Hunger-Strike Ends! Toddler Eating Captured on Film!

Hey guys, Gabbie here, taking over blogging duties since Mom is too tired from her week of “parenting.”  Whatever…whiner.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know that despite what’s been said on here previously, I am now eating again.  No more hunger-strike.  Below, you’ll see a very recent picture of me (like 15 minutes ago) chowing down on spaghetti and meatballs–like a BOSS.

Yep, that's an actual meatball going into my mouth.  Also, check out my mad fork skills.

Yep, that’s an actual meatball going into my mouth. Also, check out my mad fork skills.

Because who can resist noodles and red sauce?  Also, Mom’s spaghetti and meatballs are kind of delicious.  Also, crockpot, since Mom says you might care about that.  Anyway, I need to get myself all presentable ’cause we’re off to a playdate.  Just know that I cleaned my plate.  That, and my mom is a liar-pants who is prone to ridiculous bouts of drama.

Peace, y’all.